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Friday, October 9, 2009

The Post that will bring the MOST Traffic this blog Has EVER seen....

Like I've told you many may times...the life of showing livestock tends to get a little boring in between checking in, showing the animals and then waiting for the evening feed time.

So, what is a person to do with SOOOO much time on their hands?

You buy LARVAE and see who has the nerve to EAT THEM!

Of course I KNEW they wouldn't eat just PLAIN Larvae...had to get BBQ...EVERYTHING is better with BBQ right?

This is Kyle.
Kyle is NOT like Mikey(from the LIFE cereal)...he does NOT eat anything.
I would have probably bet that Kyle would have been the last person I would have expected to eat larvae. Well...he put it on his tongue......


Here....let's get a close-up....it REALLY is a WORM!!!
Not to mention that his orthodontist will probably use this picture for what NOT to eat while wearing braces!

He closes his mouth.....and eyes.....

Now, my friends comes the really great stuff....so sorry for the poor picture quality...have you tried to take pics of something moving at lightning speed while you are laughing so hard you just might need to get "DEPENDS"?


You can see it in his eyes and pursing of his lips.....

He is thinking...."What did I just DO?"

Do you see a change in his complexion?

He jumps up...quickly does the universal sign for
"Oh no, I can't believe I just did that".


While trying to spit out the worm...he accidentally almost but not quite...spits out his TONGUE!!!

Then comes the retching sound....
avert your eyes.....

You still had to look didn't you?

Thank goodness I was too busy retching that I didn't snap a picture...

No, seriously, he spent the next 30 minutes trying to spit out the individual body segments of the worm.....and not once did he let go of that state fair RIBBON!!!


FOOTNOTE: This is where I would like to tell you that no Larvae were harmed in the making of this blog post.....but I can't.

ANOTHER FOOTNOTE: Kyle gave me permission to do this blog because he is hoping that some cute girls might recognize him and want his autograph since this is such a famous blog and all!

ANOTHER FOOTNOTE FOOTNOTE: I have been banned from putting his father's picture on this famous blog because he is afraid the cops might recognize him on this famous blog!



4 comments:

Kim said...

Very funny,love it!!!
Kim

Carol @ TheWritersPorch said...

LAWD HAVE MERCY !LOL! IT's my turn to retch!

Chasity said...

I keep bouncing back and forth between ewwww and everyone knows you DON'T CHEW!

But yeah, mostly just ewwww.

Jessie said...

That is the funniest thing ever and yes, your title got me over here! :) I've got three boys but the oldest is 7 and had his first 4-h meeting yesterday! One of these days he'll be hoping for cute girls too! Lol
Jessie at Blog Schmog

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